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Dude, I saw this on Letterman tonight and started crying. So funny…

U.S. Americans!?! Do you think she could find the U.S.A on a map?

Crit Nats Sunday in Downer's Grove. This will be my first time racing for a USPRO national champ jersey. Our sprinters are coming into form, so hopefully I'll be able to help them win the stars and stripes.
The mayor of New Haven held a joint press conference with the police chief yesterday. Apparently crime is on the rise in Ghetto Haven, shocking, can the crime be any worse?!? As a concerned citizen of this fine city this press conference was of interest to me. So, how are they going to combat crime: More cops, stiffer penalties, or less arrests? Just like a multiple choice test, if you don't know the answer go with C. Yes folks they are going to prevent crime by arresting fewer people. A city in The South pioneered this idea and found that offenders who were not arrested were half as likely to commit another crime as those who had been arrested previously. This concept struck me as odd until I walked out my front door when I watched four kids steal a bike from a city bus' front rack. While observing this disturbing yet slightly humorous situation, the humor came from the bus driver who tried to run the thugs over as they went for the second bike, I
realized that I shouldn't call the cops because justice was taking place right in front of my eyes. By not arresting the thugs, as the had mayor explained earlier, they have now learned stealing is wrong and are 50% less likely to do it again. Genious. Anyone want to buy an ocean front condo in a safe town?

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Crit Nats Sunday in Downer's Grove. This will be my first time racing
for a USPRO national champ jersey. Our sprinters are coming into form,
so hopefully I'll be able to help them win the stars and stripes.

The mayor of New Haven held a joint press conference with the police
chief yesterday. Apparently crime is on the rise in Ghetto Haven,
shocking, can the crime be any worse?!? As a concerned citizen of this
fine city this press conference was of interest to me. So, how are
they going to combat crime: More cops, stiffer penalties, or less
arrests? Just like a multiple choice test, if you don't know the
answer go with C. Yes folks they are going to prevent crime by
arresting fewer people. A city in The South pioneered this idea and
found that offenders who were not arrested were half as likely to
commit another crime as those who had been arrested previously. This
concept struck me as odd until I walked out my front door when I
watched four kids steal a bike from a city bus' front rack. While
observing this disturbing yet slightly humorous situation, the humor
came from the bus driver who tried to run the thugs over as they went
for the second bike, I realized that I shouldn't call the cops because
justice was taking place right in front of my eyes. By not arresting
the thugs, as the had mayor explained earlier, they have now learned
stealing is wrong and are 50% less likely to do it again. Genious.
Anyone want to buy an ocean front condo in a safe town?

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Some guys will do anything to beat their buddy. Check out the aero helmet. This picture was taken at the top of 2 mile climb…hmmm… I wonder how much time it saved him.

To celebrate the 6th anniversary of our first date I bought Cass a…well I should bak up and explain our first date. I received some SF Giants tickets for my birthday one year and took Cass along because everyone else in my little black book bailed out on me, seriously. On the way to the game we started talking and the conversation went like this:

Cass: I love the Giants.
Chris: Really?!? Cool. Who’s your favorite player?
Cass: Mark McGuire
Chris: Uh, he plays for Oakland.
Cass: Yeah, the Oakland Giants!
Chris: Oh silly me I thought the Giants’ orange SF logo stood for San Francisco, I should have known that it was for Oakland (This was said with heavy sarcasm, which she didn’t catch. She still thinks the Giants are in Oakland and Mark McGuire is still her favorite player on the team. Thankfully she can still save your life without sporting knowledge).

Fast forward four years. On our first shopping trip in the Haven, and as a married couple, I tried to convince Cass that we needed one of those collapsible shopping carts so we didn’t have to make multiple trips to and from the car unloading groceries. At $25 I figured it was quite the bargain, #1 who is a credit unioner’s daughter, thought otherwise. And so it has gone on for the two years we have resided here; me complaining EVERY single time I have to carry stupid grocery bag in and Cass saying that we didn’t need to spend the $$… that is until today!

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